but i am genuinely upset that i missed the kids choice awards.
slashingprices: just shut up and hold my hand seriously the capitol will love it you ready FROM DISTRICT TWELVE
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends. Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
the pretty reckless were so perfect omfg. i cant even deal. too perfect. and the hollywood kills slayed my ass. too much perfect to handle.
Peeta: I remember when I first saw you
Peeta: You're hair was in two braids instead of one and you were wearing a red plaid dress
Peeta: And I was like someone call the fashion police because that dress is crim-in-al!
Meanwhile, at the Cornucopia...
Haymitch: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Peeta: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
Cinna: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
The World: Don't run towards the Cornucopia.
threepac: my smile is “miranda cosgrove” on the scale of uncomfortable-ness
remember when kingsley was funny
idiotblogger: My favorite thing to do at the mall is play count the scene kids
annawintour: breakfast at (be quiet) tiffany’s
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
i cant just scroll past a picture of naya rivera. i have to reblog it. its like an unspoken rule of tumblr.
toocooltobehipster: Nicki Minaj sings “dick in...
To bet on it or not to bet on it
the “girls gone wild” video looks like a monster ball interlude video.
davidstrider: imagine tribute deaths in the hunger games being represented by mmm whatcha say instead of cannon shots
but-what-if-i-want-wings: A Dramatic Reading of...
k1mkardashian: remember when perez hilton pooped on a justin bieber cutout
jonathanteatime: i hope one day nick jonas walks into rick santorum and doesn’t apologize to him
If you don’t like “Call Me Maybe” you can get the fuck outta my face.
I had a dream that I was in the Hunger Games with Rosie O’Donnell. lol k
katniss: let's eat these poisonous berries
peeta: hold the fuck up let me touch your braid